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Whether you’re cracking jokes, dodging awkward small talk, or pretending you totally understood that punchline—this hooded long-sleeve tee has your back. Light, comfy, and smooth enough to make you feel like you actually did your laundry on time, it’s perfect for layering all year long.
The lightweight fabric keeps you moving freely—ideal for dancing, running late, or escaping bad dates. And that crossover “V” neckline? It adds just enough style to make people think you tried.
Details (because Aldo said you’d ask):
• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Triblend options: 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 25% rayon
• Regular fit
• Crossover “V” neckline for maximum swagger
Grab one, laugh often, and look good while doing it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 28 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 29 ½ | 34-37 |
| M | 30 ½ | 38-41 |
| L | 31 ½ | 42-45 |
| XL | 32 ½ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 33 ½ | 50-53 |